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  1. …in reply to @AshWrites
    AshWrites Automatic faucets. It can be almost impossible to trigger them if you have dark skin. I’m an engineer and for some reason that’s one that always sticks with me. Maybe because I could see myself once upon a time accidentally implementing something like that without thinking.
  2. …in reply to @RayyvanaTTV
    RayyvanaTTV The whole boys can't be abused by adult women is really gross. I mean, it's the sort of thing a 14 year old boy might think they want, but it's not healthy or ok.
  3. …in reply to @kendrawcandraw
    kendrawcandraw I think if you dynamite an existing work for a tax break it should enter the public domain by law.
  4. …in reply to @DoctorWho_BBCA
    DoctorWho_BBCA And at the very end: You know the sound the Tardis makes? That wheezing, groaning. That sound brings hope wherever it goes. To anyone who hears it, Doctor. Anyone, however lost. Even You. #doctorwho
  5. …in reply to @maccspowers
    @mpmst3k ebruenig libbycwatson Lisa needs braces.
  6. …in reply to @christinadunnn
    christinadunnn greeniejoey jameelajamil anyabelisle SnarkyTwin Yeah, I had a number of friends that had me do that sort of thing. Walk up to them at the bar and act like I hadn’t seen them in forever. It was like depressing improv.
  7. …in reply to @Akhdre_
    @JusDreG AvaGraceVIP The more you hear from his family, the the less surprising his behavior becomes.
  8. …in reply to @quantadan
    quantadan daniela_witten Seriously, there is a reason every supervillain in the DC universe is a Dr. of some kind. Grad school is basically a supervillain origin story.
  9. Hot take: If you don't want people to say you're running concentration camps, DON'T RUN THEM. Newsweek/1142220699714707456
  10. “You don’t need to pay people to yell at Jeff Flake in an elevator...If it was a attraction at Disney World the line would be longer than space fucking mountain” —iamjohnoliver
  11. …in reply to @PaulSmith7
    PaulSmith7 atrupar mildredmud I’m not sure he could point to the Earth on a globe.
  12. ElieNYC Finally got my hands on it!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  13. …in reply to @byJudeDoyle
    . @sadydoyle If GOP really wanted to "Protect life" they would not try to fuck up universal healthcare. #HR358 #DearJohn
  14. "In what world do you get kicked out for cheating, but if you rape someone, you can stay?" rollingstone.com/culture/features/a-rape-on-campus-20141119#ixzz3JqIY8M81 (via RollingStone)
  15. Here are what IATSE grievances are: 1. Excessively unsafe and harmful working hours. 2. Unlivable wages for the lowest-paid crafts. 3. Consistent failure to provide reasonable rest 4. Workers on streaming projects get paid less
  16. …in reply to @mis_cue
    mis_cue gempire_bat Yeah. He has real “everything is fucked, I cannot be the only one who noticed, right?” energy. And he mocks it. That’s why I love his work. The patron saint of sarcastic kids everywhere.
  17. …in reply to @KendraWrites
    KendraWrites Is it sad I’m not sure which exact one you’re talking about?
  18. …in reply to @BriannaWu
    BriannaWu I feel like Boston Dynamics doesn’t have to worry.
  19. …in reply to @c_lock1
    c_lock1 resisterhood More their family will get a rough lesson because they’ll be dead.
  20. …in reply to @KevinMKruse
    KevinMKruse Eric_Schmitt Yeah and he told Eratosthenes how to measure it 1700 years before he was born.
  21. …in reply to @RJohnson07
    RJohnson07 SilverAgeTV Except it was cultural commentary on the commercialism of the King Tut touring exhibition. Just because it’s no longer topical doesn’t make that part less true.
  22. …in reply to @TurtleShell83
    TurtleShell83 br4s1d4s ElPrem1 It is, but that ATC data is broadcast in the clear. And aggregated by a lot of people. Which is how the bot still worked. Just needs an extra step of effort. Still public info, too. I don’t know why he’s so in a froth. Does he think someone wants to shoot him down?
  23. …in reply to @OhNoSheTwitnt
    OhNoSheTwitnt the_happycamper In my youth I learned it was key to getting invited back.
  24. …in reply to @padresj
    padresj AnaMardoll That's too late for even the other euphemistic "the talk" even.
  25. …in reply to @ask_aubry
    ask_aubry Husband sounds like a keeper. Didn’t escalate violence, dealt with it like an adult even though I’m sure he was seething as any loving husband would be. I feel bad for this woman, but I’m glad she has a decent support system. And I hope the Dad rots in jail.