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  1. …in reply to @DanaSchwartzzz
    DanaSchwartzzz It's an old pager, so he only recently found a replacement battery....ok I got nothing.
    1. …in reply to @markemer
      DanaSchwartzzz Also, what moisturizer does she use, because I sure as hell don't look the same as I did in 1995.