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  1. RT kylebrickman: ZoeSchiffer bestofdyingtwit Hahahah, I *just* had ChatGPT generate this. kylebrickman/1598773330433413120/photo/1
    PROMPT: Write a leaked email from Elon Musk to Twitter employees informing them they most work on Christmas Day to make up for the damage made to capitalism by Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. RESPONSE: Dear Twitter Employees, I know that many of you were looking forward to spending Christmas Day with your loved ones, but unfortunately, we have a crisis on our hands. As you are aware, Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol has long been viewed as a damaging piece of literature that undermines the fundamental principles of capitalism. The story of Ebenezer Scrooge, a greedy miser who is ultimately redeemed through the intervention of ghosts, has been used by leftists to attack the very foundations of our economic system.RESPONSE (continued): In order to combat this insidious threat, I am asking all Twitter employees to work on Christmas Day to counter the damage caused by this misguided tale. We must show the world that capitalism is not a heartless, soulless ideology, but a force for good that can bring happiness and prosperity to all. I realize that this is a significant sacrifice, but I am confident that together, we can defend our way of life and protect the future of our great nation. Thank you for your understanding and dedication. Best regards, Elon Musk CEO, Twitter Inc.
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