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  1. …in reply to @LuxAlptraum
    LuxAlptraum Yeah. I understand this, why I have always had the damnedest time figuring it out. Thankfully I’m married now, but I talked to an old friend recently about the old days and asked if she was flirting with me back then and she said, yeah you big doofus, why’d you never ask me out?
    1. …in reply to @markemer
      LuxAlptraum Which is a thing a lot easier to ask/hear when you’re both married, and there are no stakes.