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  1. …in reply to @LuxAlptraum
    LuxAlptraum Maybe because I hung out with a gang lesbians of in college, but I honestly don't get the appeal, I'm just glad as a straight man that sexuality isn't a choice or I'd be screwed.
    1. …in reply to @markemer
      LuxAlptraum Also, straight dudes, lesbians make the best wingwomen. They will tell you when you're being an idiot and what to do instead. They will let you know that someone is flirting with you if you are oblivious. If you get dumped they will get you hammered at Meow Mix an commiserate.
      1. …in reply to @markemer
        LuxAlptraum Ok, now I miss my friends. I need to book some tickets to Denver when it's safe.