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    1. …in reply to @_celia_bedelia_
      _celia_bedelia_ 10 bucks says if you did say you were a size zero you’d have 1/2 your mentions saying you’re too skinny and another saying you should be 00. (That’s smaller right? I feel like I need math beyond Advanced Calc to understand women’s sizes.)
  1. …in reply to @markemer
    _celia_bedelia_ As an er...ample gentleman...I have enough trouble with manufacturers lying about the sizes of their clothing in inches, I can’t imagine needing to deal with women’s sizes. I legit have a note on my phone that maps brands to sizes if my wife needs me to buy something.